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Met this guy from Espanol,
Man, he was hung like the fuckin' north pole.
He fucked me once, and he fucked me twice,
Had to sit my shit on some damn dry ice.

Met this hottie from gayass France,
Wanted me to do a sweet pole dance.
He said start dancin' and I said yes,
Then I heard his accent and had to redress.

Met this boy on the Jersey coast,
Dick so big he had a right to boast.
I was hungry and I wanted to eat,
So I munched that shit like a weiner roast.

I met a girl a little overweighty/ still young and far from being eighty
Once stept for a simple visit trough the door, ended up fucking that way too old whore.
But it wasn't me who fucked, it was the all mighty liquor/ the next mornin I threw right up on her.
I fucked a girl that was actually cute/ I jerked on her face sayin' keeping yo mouth shut is actually rude!
I had a girl swallowing loads after a dance/ didn't knew she had lactose intolerance.
She felt sick, her stomache felt funny/ I said get well and here's yo trainticket money.

South African James Kingston matched Tiger Woods' 10 stroke winning margin on the Davidoff Tour today in the US$200,000 London Myanmar Open at Yangon Golf Clubs. Kingston completed a wire-to-wire victory in convincing fashion by closing with a five-under-par 67 to beat compatriot Craig Kamps by 10 shots. Mizuno MP-58 Irons And mizuno mp-52 irons Myanmar's Kyi Hla Han tied for third with India's Gaurav Ghei a stroke further back. The most a player has won by on the Davidoff Tour is Australian Bradley Hughes' 12 stroke victory in the 1996 Players Championship, while the second largest was recorded by Woods in the 1997 Asian Honda Classic in Thailand. It is Kingston's third victory on the Davidoff Tour and his winning total of 19-under-par 269 is the joint third lowest winning total on Tour. Kingston, Mizuno MP-60 Iron Set And Mizuno MP 62 Irons who broke the course record with a 64 on day one, started the final round with a six-stroke lead and by just the third hole he was 10 in front. "My game has been gradually getting better this year but I never expected to play this well," said Kingston, Golf Irons who won US$32,300 for first place. "When I teed off today I did not think about the six-stroke lead. I imagined I was all square with the other players and focused on playing them off the stick Mizuno Golf Irons. The key for me this week was hitting a lot of fairways and greens. It took a lot of pressure off me," added the 34 year old, who made just four bogies all week.

I met a girl once from Damascus,
..think she wanted her ass kissed.
then I met a girl from Dubuque,
Yeah, she was fat - but she was cute.
and then I met a girl from IDAHO...
LOL ...don't need to say no mo!

Decided I'm gonna make a road trip
Have a girl in every state suck my dick

Started out in California
Ride in a limo and bitches be on ya

Saw this bitch on the Strip in Las Vegas
Woulda been a 10, but the bitch was legless

Met this Mormon in the state of Utah
Rode my dick like a bull, Ye-haw!

Met this fine girl in Wyomin
For 24 hours I had her moanin'

Next on my list was South Dakota
Hookers there only cost a quarter

Fucked this bitch in the state of Nebraska
I wanted a threesome so I thought I'd ask her

Got too drunk in south Missouri
I think I fucked a bitch, but she was blurry

Got pulled over in Kentucky
The cop was fine, so I got lucky

Somehow ended up in West Virginia
Just found this ho and stuck it in her

By the time I got to Pennsylvania
I thought all pussy was the same-a

But then I stopped off in New York
Found me two young bitches to pork

After 3 weeks I finished my tour
Now to head back to Cali and do it once more...

met this girl from St. Augustine,
licked her clean while she sucked my bean
still awake
but had a wet dream

met this girl from Mishawacca
launched my load
and roared like Chewbacca

met this girl at my high school reunion
got on her knees for some holy communion

met this girl from Michigan State
gave her some of my Spartan bait

met this girl from Oregon State
served me some of her beaver plate

met this mom from Brigham Young
she was a cougar
who tongued my bung

Met this girl from UIC
her pussy shot blames
that burned me

met this girl from university of south carolina
got my gamecock on
inside her vagina

met this girl from XU
made her chew
my musketeer goo

met this girl from USC
Trojan wrapped
pussy spree

met this lady from Devry
threw my dick
and hit a pussy bullseye

met this girl from UCLA
All u can eat
pussy buffet

I gotta know tho, who did that shit with you on the Ante Dope vally song? I didn't no if it was Blaq or who.

I can't help it man, that classic shit was great. Pure, raw and uncut. I got an original from my boy up in Auburn who grew up in Cali. Said he went to school with you cousin. She came to school one day bumpin some badass shit no one ever heard before and it was My Frolosophy. Said you were husltin them out the backof your blue 83 cutlass or 2 door caprice or whatever it may have been and that you were gonna be the next big thing. He got it from her and has had it since way back then and I got it from him bout a year or so ago, he got married and his wife was makin him throw shit out. I bump that shit all the time.

dont bust that ol school version im still scared of a lawsuit lol

what ya said, ma shit is terrible?
but i say, ma shit is unforgetable
not easy to handle it
so fro,
better get dwon with it
:D

probably its not soooo good, but it used me 3 minutes to bomb this! ;)

haha love ya too!

Shit it's all terrible when you're goin against the Afromaster. Can't beat verses like: "I met dolly parton in tennessee,
Her titties were filled with hennesee,
I got tipsy and I got drunk,
Then I got sober cuz her *sniff* pussy stunk!!!"
That shit's fucking classic!

Shit it's all terrible when you're goin against the Afromaster. Can't beat verses like: "I met dolly parton in tennessee,
Her titties were filled with hennesee,
I got tipsy and I got drunk,
Then I got sober cuz her *sniff* pussy stunk!!!"
That shit's fucking classic!

i love you t weez and sly but that shit was terrible,im laughing so thats good

Met this girl in the city called Vienna
Hit her with my dick, like a hammer
Screw her in her parents bet
after that, I made her mama glad

I'm the country side pimp comin from an alabama city that we like to call E-Town,
When I walk thru the street to the hustla meets, all the dope spots have to close down.
Well I was standin on the corner slingin my dick when a met lil hoe named Shantell,
I let her ride in my hyundai cuz I didn't know baby daddy just got out of jail.
We fucked on the table, we fucked on the chair,
We fucked so long. Fucked the perm out her hair!
I tucked away my dick and I started to leave when I heard the sound of horn.
I looked out the window and saw the negro with a big ass gun.
He busted thru the door and tried to hit me in the dick,
But I pulled out my nine real quick. I shot in him the leg then I ran like hell, it was gettin time to bail.
I know the nigga pissed and gonna have me hit, and try to kill me again
But I don't give a fuck cuz the hoe was the shit, and I gonna keep gettin them skins.

hookem up is the best so far

Met this girl and her friends from east london
too much ass and titties got me wondren
started to get naked i was feelin fresh
stuck it in a few times and made my mess

:oops:

BUUUUCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCC

i met dis lady in indiana,
had her suckin ma dick like a brown banana,
bout to cum, she say "i gotta go"
i ask"why baybay gurl?"..."gotta watch da corn grow!"

i met dis bitch up in New York,
went to her room caught her fuckin wit a fork,
i say baby girl if you want somtin to eat,
nibble on my dick skeet skeet skeet skeet!

saw dis gurl in Alabama,
lookin at her titties like a panorama
sqeezed em so much until they popped
damn, ma dick was hard it just got soft

oh yeah you should totally quit YOUR day job. I was just looking for total board dominance, which included posting in Rap Battles.

Don't lose your day job dragonmere. Let me try my hand and see what I can do.
I met a girl named amanada,
Bitch wanted to hold my handa,
But I'm The Country Side Pimp ,
I aint no simp so I made her suck my dick yo!